WHY YOU DO SO SHITTY WITH WOMEN!

Song titled GIRLS LIKE JERKS:

girls like jerks
guys who smirk
dicks and cops
pricks and fops

girls like mobsters, pranksters
rocks stars, gangsters

cocks, schmucks, cheaters, snobs,
hitters, burners, guys named bob

girls like tough, girls like rough --
silent, manly, all that stuff

girls like assholes, cowboys, greasers, hogs
oafs, clods, insensitive slobs

guys named fred, guys with dreads
muggers, sluggers, gropers, feds

girls like jokers, kidders, killers, tackles
guys who posture, guys who cackle

dopes, mopes, dems and dosers
scoundrels, schemers, scammers, hosers

guys named duke, guys named tony
guys who eat macaroni only

girls like goons, girls like grunters
they're the guys they let touch their cunts, sir

they like bullies, thugs,
inconsiderate lugs
agents, winners,
grinners, sinners
hipsters, actors --
not chiropractors


girls like guys who hardly speak
the strong, the burly, not the weak

jocks, they like, bikers too
brawlers, maulers -- just not you.