12 WAYS TO FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS/REASSURANCE:
I'm starting to think all those sessions with my personal trainer are a waste of money.
My colorist made my hair too blonde, didn't he?
I think I should have cooked the steaks a little less.
Are these jeans too tight in back?
I didn't explain that very well, did I?
This dress makes me look fat, doesn't it?
This is my girlfriend -- it's not a very good picture of her.
I just wish I weren't so short.
I'm not sure green is my color.
I know what you're thinking, I've lost a little hair since the last time you saw me.
Ah, come on, Ma, Scarlet Johansen would never want to go out with a guy like me.
I came too quickly, didn't I?


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